Hmm... the only thing they have typed on them is "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." Over and over again. Every one.
All except for the last two pages.
The first one is a purchase order for my soul in exchange for carnal pleasure. The other one is an I.O.U. for my firstborn male child.
"Do you want me to sign these, too?" I ask.
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