Monday, April 24, 2017

Dear John: Special Dr. Dao-Free Edition!

Hard Core Advice From
Hard Core's Hardest Core... John Leslie!
Dear John,
     I just read that dogs who served in the Iraq war are coming home with post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD). Now I feel bad that I've been yelling at my puppy for pooping in the pantry.  Can dogs really develop this condition?
     --Thank You For Your Service
Dear Puppy Pooper,
Nah, they're just scamming the Government for a disability retirement
just like everybody else.
Dear John,
     I've been downsized from my job and find myself looking for a new one at a pretty advanced age. I'd love to do something where I can make a difference in the world.
Dear Old Guy,
You're 65-years too late.
Dear John,
     While I don't like pornography, I know that teen boys love it, but my 15-year-old is setting a world record. How much is too much?
     --Not A Prude
Dear Prude,
Sorry, but I didn't hear you. I was too busy watching a porno.
Confidential to Concerned:
You don't have to worry when your child accidentally swallows a prophylactic. Just buy another one.
American Chimpanzee

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