I Know, I Know... Dumb Idea (part two)
I was feeling playful. "Knock knock," I told my beautiful wife. "Who's there?" she asked. "The love of your life," I said. "Chocolate who?" she answered. Okay, that wasn't quite the reply I was looking for. I was looking for one thing that might lead to another, but, although beautiful, my wife is a bit of a joker. So's my father. For example, we were at a family gathering this past Easter when my cousin's toddler was acting up. Too much sugar would be my guess. "Sorry," my cousin said, "she's a bit spoiled." "No need to apologize," my father said, wrinkling his nose, "they all smell that way." But the time I'm actually thinking of is when my wife and I made the mistake of leaving an ongoing Scrabble game unattended, and our dog, who eats anything and everything , ate some...