Funny Shades of Grey--chapter fifteen
Chapter Fifteen "Why, Mr. Grey," I say playfully, "what an unexpected surprise." He stands just outside my door looking like a million bucks. An interesting choice of fabric. "Please, call me Christian," he tells me, and confidently strides in uninvited. He's wearing a baseball cap with an interesting logo stitched on the front. It's the Wicked Witch from the Wizard of Oz leaving the little flirt from Kansas a message in the sky using the exhaust of her apparently fossil-fueled broom, but instead of Surrender Dorothy , she's sky-writing Surrender the Booty . "I was just standing outside your door, thinking you might be in the mood for a booty call," Christian tells me with a dangerous look in his eye. The right one. No, the left. Oops, it was the right one after all. I know it's his right eye, because it's on the same side as my right eye. Or is that the left? Anyway... "You bet I am, Christian,...