Funny Shades of Grey--chapter twenty-one
Chapter Twenty-One It's morning and the light is everywhere. I clamber out of bed feeling stiff, but, sadly, not a stiffy. My Unconscious looks at me disapprovingly. She has a black eye and a missing front tooth. Two bald spots where the hair had been torn out of her head. The black eye is on her left side. No, her right. Her left? Her right? Let's see, which way am I facing? My Inner Goodness glares at me in exasperation. It's her left, she corrects me, impatiently. Or is it her right? My Inner Goodness doesn't know which way she's facing either. "Good morning, Miss Steele," a voice from the kitchen area calls out to me. It's not Christian's voice, but, if it's not Christian's, then who? It must be Christian's very attractive maid. I'm jealous at the very thought of her. I bet she even does windows. I wonder if she's the one he told me about who washes his balls at the golf course. I head to where ...