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I'm Sorry, Mom

"Dad, I'm cooking shrimp for dinner," my wife asks my father, "do you want regular shrimp or coconut?" Meanwhile, the guy who's actually helping make dinner... his opinion goes unrequested. Who's that poor sap I'm talking about?  It's me.  But I really can't get too upset by it. My wife is just trying to make my father feel at home. It wasn't that long ago that my mother passed away, and, after a brief time of him living on his own, we decided to ask him to move in with us. It's not a decision I regret. Given the opportunity to do it all over again, I would, but it's been tough. You can't have two alpha males in the same wolf pack without one wolf becoming incredibly annoyed at the other. In the old days, wise Native American elders used to walk off into the desert never to return after reaching a certain age.  Yeah, I can see the wisdom in that.  Although, what probably happened was when a Native American became old, he just ...

Funny Shades of Grey--chapter sixteen

Chapter Sixteen    I... feel... so... wonderful.   Every atom of my body, every cell... sated. I can't even begin to describe how deliciously delicious the whole experience finally was when I finally experienced it. He had me begging for more.   "More... more... more cheese on my chili cheese fries, please."   Since Christian was sound asleep, I decided to head out for a nosh. And a burger. Mostly, a burger. I ended up at a place called Frisco Burgers, where they advertise they make a good, old-fashion hamburger. It's on Yarborough Boulevard, and I immediately liked it because it had a quaint 50's feel to it.   And food.   "I'll have what they're having," I told the waiter when he brought me a menu.   "Who?" he asked.   "Everybody."   Christian is always telling me not to limit myself, so I started here.   When I got back home, Christian was still snoring away. I took off all my clothes and started to crawl ...