Funny Shades of Grey--chapter eighteen
Chapter Eighteen Talk about being sexist. I completely thought Dr. Bombay was a man, what with having read Fifty Shades of Grey Hair and all, but as it turns out she's a woman, and not in that Bruce Jenner kind of way. "Do you mind if my son joins us?" she asks before she starts her examination of me. "Uh... is he a doctor, too?" I try to clarify. "No, he just likes to watch." Looking at him, I see he's only ten years old. Waaay too young to be a doctor, unless he went to medical school in a foreign country, like Detroit. "When I grow up," the young boy pipes up, "I wanna be Mr. Grey's personal physician!" Aw, how sweet. "Because you like helping people?" I ask him. "Because I like money," he says. Well, what can I say about my examination? The worst part was when she had me bend over so she could check my prostate, and then leaned over to nibble on my earlob...