Funny Shades of Grey--chapter nineteen
Chapter Nineteen "Wake up, sleepyhead," Christian nudges. "We have to leave in half an hour." Wake up? Already? Ah, jeez. And I was having the nicest dream. I was dreaming that I was asleep, so I was getting twice the rest. "Leave?" I ask Christian, my eyes boogery. "But I just got here." "I know, but we're having dinner with my parents. Didn't I tell you?" "Um... no." "Well, we are. So get dressed and let's go." I put on the same clothes I showed up in, because that's the classy thing to do. If there's one thing I've learned from Christian, it's class. Hmm... now where are my edible panties? I seem to have misplaced them. I look over at Christian, and see him chewing on something. He looks up, seeing me seeing him. "What?" he says. "Um... nothing," I answer. So I leave for Christian's parent's house sans banan...