Funny Shades of Grey--chapter eleven
Chapter Eleven Inside the manila envelope there are several papers... and a duck. Not a real duck. A photograph of one. Did you think I meant a real duck, silly? That's because you're stupid. I fish the papers out, my heart pounding in my freshly-shaved chest. There's a handwritten note attached. It reads, "Don't worry about wearing any jewelry. I'm planning on giving you a pearl necklace." I sit back on my bed and take a closer look. Hmmm, it's a menu. Here, I'll describe what I can, but some of you may have just eaten. Look it up in the Urban Dictionary later, if you're still curious and aren't a Hollywood celebrity. Christian Grey's Homestyle Sex Buffet Appetizers Alabama Hot Pockets Charleston Chews (You put your top lip on top, you put your bottom lip on the bottom, and you work the middle.) Veggies Cleveland Steamer For Breakfast Boston Pancake For Lunch The Hot Lunch Texas Hot Plate ...