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This monk's penis is so long, in her next movie Wonder Woman is going to use it as her lasso. Pulling power! Indian monk known as Penis Baba uses his genitals to drag a CAR 100ft in front of cheering crowds in a 'sign of true devotion to God.' By Khaleda Rahman For Mailonline 10:05 EDT 11 Apr 2018, updated 10:49 EDT 11 Apr 2018   American Chimpanzee JimDuchene.BlogSpot.com RaisingMyFather.BlogSpot.com @JimDuchene   How long is Penis Baba's penis? YOU tell me.  

This monk's penis is so long, Starbuck's three largest drink sizes are Venti , Trenta , and Penis Baba's Penis. Pulling power! Indian monk known as Penis Baba uses his genitals to drag a CAR 100ft in front of cheering crowds in a 'sign of true devotion to God.' By Khaleda Rahman For Mailonline 10:05 EDT 11 Apr 2018, updated 10:49 EDT 11 Apr 2018   American Chimpanzee JimDuchene.BlogSpot.com RaisingMyFather.BlogSpot.com @JimDuchene   How long is Penis Baba's penis? YOU tell ME.  

This monk's penis is so long, when he was in high school, it was already in college. Pulling power! Indian monk known as Penis Baba uses his genitals to drag a CAR 100ft in front of cheering crowds in a 'sign of true devotion to God.' By Khaleda Rahman For Mailonline 10:05 EDT 11 Apr 2018, updated 10:49 EDT 11 Apr 2018   American Chimpanzee JimDuchene.BlogSpot.com RaisingMyFather.BlogSpot.com @JimDuchene   How long is Penis Baba's penis? YOU tell ME.  

This monk's penis is now so long, wherever he goes, his penis gets there a half-hour before he does.        American Chimpanzee JimDuchene.BlogSpot.com RaisingMyFather.BlogSpot.com @JimDuchene  

This monk's penis is now so long, he once urinated off the Golden Gate Bridge with Milton Berle.      "Dang," Milton Berle complained, "this water is cold."      "Yes," Penis Baba agreed, "and it's deep, too."     American Chimpanzee JimDuchene.BlogSpot.com RaisingMyFather.BlogSpot.com @JimDuchene    

This Hindu holy man's penis is now so long, they used it to determine the actual depth of the Titanic.   American Chimpanzee JimDuchene.BlogSpot.com RaisingMyFather.BlogSpot.com @JimDuchene  

This monk's penis is now so long, he can have sex with his neighbor next door without even having to leave his house. Monk Pulls 7 Cars Attached To His Testicles. How did this martial arts master pull it off? But, also, why? by Gus TurnerApr 4, 2017 Daily Mail On the Internet, we can find the most wondrous and glorious things that the world has to offer: stories of firefighters reviving dogs , cinematic photos of nature's most vivid displays , content that inspires us to do more with the precious life we have, while we still have it .   On the Internet, we can also find things like this video of a martial arts master pulling a small fleet of Audis rigged to his genitalia. Oh, boundless information—you double-edged sword, you! On with it!     American Chimpanzee JimDuchene.BlogSpot.com RaisingMyFather.BlogSpot.com @JimDuchene  

This monk's penis is so long, they once made a movie about it called Godzilla VS Penis Baba's Penis. Monk Pulls 17-Ton Bus with His Penis in Guangdong By Matthew Bossons , May 12, 2017                   Just days after commuters in Guangzhou made headlines for pushing a 100-ton metro carriage to free an elderly woman’s leg , a kung fu monk in Huizhou has decided to up the ante – allegedly pulling a coach bus with his – er – penis.      American Chimpanzee JimDuchene.BlogSpot.com RaisingMyFather.BlogSpot.com @JimDuchene  

This monk's penis is now so long, when there's a Long Penis contest, he has enough to win First, Second, AND Third. Pulling power! Indian monk known as Penis Baba uses his genitals to drag a CAR 100ft in front of cheering crowds in a 'sign of true devotion to God.' By Khaleda Rahman For Mailonline 10:05 EDT 11 Apr 2018, updated 10:49 EDT 11 Apr 2018   American Chimpanzee JimDuchene.BlogSpot.com RaisingMyFather.BlogSpot.com @JimDuchene  

This monk's penis is now so long, when there's a Long Penis contest, he only pulls out enough to win.  Pulling power! Indian monk known as Penis Baba uses his genitals to drag a CAR 100ft in front of cheering crowds in a 'sign of true devotion to God.' By Khaleda Rahman For Mailonline 10:05 EDT 11 Apr 2018, updated 10:49 EDT 11 Apr 2018   American Chimpanzee JimDuchene.BlogSpot.com RaisingMyFather.BlogSpot.com @JimDuchene  

What have YOU done for God lately to show your devotion? Pulling power! Indian monk known as Penis Baba uses his genitals to drag a CAR 100ft in front of cheering crowds in a 'sign of true devotion to God.' By Khaleda Rahman For Mailonline 10:05 EDT 11 Apr 2018, updated 10:49 EDT 11 Apr 2018   American Chimpanzee JimDuchene.BlogSpot.com RaisingMyFather.BlogSpot.com @JimDuchene  

This monk's penis is now so long, it's grown a penis of its own, and THAT penis can pull a car. Pulling power! Indian monk known as Penis Baba uses his genitals to drag a CAR 100ft in front of cheering crowds in a 'sign of true devotion to God.' By Khaleda Rahman For Mailonline 10:05 EDT 11 Apr 2018, updated 10:49 EDT 11 Apr 2018   American Chimpanzee JimDuchene.BlogSpot.com RaisingMyFather.BlogSpot.com @JimDuchene  

When me don't get any sex at home, they find something else to do with their penises.  Pulling power! Indian monk known as Penis Baba uses his genitals to drag a CAR 100ft in front of cheering crowds in a 'sign of true devotion to God.' By Khaleda Rahman For Mailonline 10:05 EDT 11 Apr 2018, updated 10:49 EDT 11 Apr 2018   American Chimpanzee JimDuchene.BlogSpot.com RaisingMyFather.BlogSpot.com @JimDuchene   

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There's an old joke that goes:       An elderly man says to his doctor, "Doc, I have this problem.  I keep throwing these silent farts all day long.  (See?  There goes one now) .  I can't help it, doc.  I keep farting and farting, but they make no noise.  ( Oops!  There goes another one.)   I don't know what's wrong with me.  I can throw the most massive farts, and they'll make no sound.  ( Ahhh, that's three in a row.)   What do you think?"      "Well," the doctor says.  "I think you need to have your hearing checked."        Now, I told you that story to tell you this story:        My Dad has his own room.  His room, actually, is in a guest house in the front of our main house.  If it's not called the Father-In-Law House, then it should be.  His room has its o...