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Fake News Reports!    "You're not going to destroy me," Joe Biden tells President Trump at a rally! "My SON will.    While in Las Vegas, Bernie Sanders suffers a MASSIVE heart attack! After emergency surgery, the presidential wannabe was alive and doing well. The dead hooker, however, wasn't so lucky. I'm not sure if I'll be voting in President Trump's next election. I'm troubled by the ignorance, the narcissism, the incompetence, the racism, the greed, and all the lying. And THAT'S just from the Democrats.    Liberal Democrat Congressman Elijah Cummings DEAD At 88! What were his final words? "Either Trump goes or I do!"    Joaquin Phoenix IS The Joker! Paul Dano IN As The Riddler! Jonah Hill OUT As The Penguin! Zoe Kravitz NOT Michelle Pfeiffer, but she is CATWOMAN! There have been EIGHTY YEARS of Batman. So why does Hollywood keep crapping out the same four villains?    Play The New CLUE White House Ed...

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Fake News Reports!    In The Tweet Carol Hunter Highlighted, Carson King Did The Right Thing! Now, how about Anheuser-Busch and the Des Moines Register do the right thing as well?    Anheuser-Busch Was Quick To Drop Carson King! I suggest we be quick as well... ...at dropping Busch Light and all Anheuser-Busch products.    My God... it's full of STARS! #ThingsFoundInArea51    When The Des Moines Register Built Carson King Up Only To Try To Tear Him Down, The Public Became ENRAGED! "That's OUR job," they complained.    Classy: Carson King: "I take responsibility for my actions." Corrupt: Des Moines Register: "Don't blame US!" Cowardly: Anheuser-Busch: "We're outta here!"    President Trump Goes After "So-Called Whistleblower" And Media At UNGA Press Conference! Wow! That is so unlike him.    Robert De Niro Uses Multiple F-Bombs On CNN Concerning The Criticism He Receives F...

as featured in Desert  Exposure  Magazine desertexposure.com    As I was writing this month’s column, my father shuffled up behind me and peeked over my shoulder.      “What are you writing?” he wanted to know.      “Just a story, pop,” I told him.      Every month I sit down to write this column, and every month he asks me what I’m writing. I don’t know if he’s forgetful or just doesn’t pay attention to my answer. Probably a combination of both.      When my readers ask if he gets angry concerning these stories, I tell them no. For him to get angry, he’d first have to READ these biographical musings. If there’s a choice between reading RaisingDad or watching the very expensive premium baseball channel my wife and I pay for, well, let’s just say I wouldn’t make it to the literary World Series.      “Woo- wee! ” he said, looking...