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  Fake News Reports! My mother-in-law's visits always gives my wife and I pleasure. My wife, when she arrives. Me, when she leaves.    Astronomers Have Determined That "The Great Red Spot" On Jupiter (Actually A Storm Big Enough To Swallow Earth) Is SHRINKING! Damn this global warming.    This Just In! LeBron James Takes A Knee! ...just before depositing his multi-million dollar paycheck.    LeBron James Takes A Knee! ...just before depositing his multi-million paycheck. "This country is so unfair," he gripes to the minimum wage teller.    LeBron James Takes A Knee! "Why doesn't America love us too?" he laments to his 47.4 million Twitter followers.    Ellen DeGeneres Takes The Workplace Toxicity Of Her TV Show Head On In The First Episode Of Her 18th Season's Opening Monologue! "I don't have to put up with any of this shit," she berated her audience. "I'm rich, you get me? RICH!"    Nancy Pelosi & Treasury Secre...

Fake News Reports! I used to work in a sweat shop, but they closed it down years ago. People quit buying sweat.    Having kids is like riding a roller coaster. A very expensive roller coaster that never ends.    Joe Biden And Mike Pence Exchanged Pleasantries With Each Other At Last Friday's 9-11 Memorial In New York! "Wow! It's like looking into a mirror and seeing someone who doesn't look like you at all," the former VP said, before continuing his search for blue Jello.    I see Marilyn Manson is trending. You know, if someone looks like a psycho and acts like a psycho, how is anyone surprised when it turns out they're a psycho.    My mother-in-law's visits always gives my wife and I pleasure. My wife, when she arrives. Me, when she leaves.    How Did Justin Bieber End Up In Drake's & DJ Khaled's Popstar  Music Video? "The guy just wouldn't leave," the black superstars confessed.    In A Mysterious Tweet, Justin Bieb...

  Fake News Reports!   As Obama Praises NBA Players For Protesting The Jacob Blake Shooting In Wisconsin, Peaceful Protestors, In Solidarity With The Former President, Spell Out "Hope" & "Change" By Setting Strategically Chosen Neighborhoods On Fire! In An Interview With The Los Angeles Times, Trevor Noah Explains Why He Decided To Change The Daily Show ! "I was tired of the acclaim and high ratings Jon Stewart got, so I decided to go off in a different direction." NBA & NBPA Players Decide To End Their Protests And Resume Playoffs On Saturday Once They Realized... "...just how much money we'd be losing." American Crisis , Governor Cuomo's New Book About His Handling Of The Coronavirus Pandemic, Is Due In October! It's a murder mystery: "Someone killed 7,000 elderly nursing home residents. Will the killer be brought to justice?" From the Coronavirus Special Edition of the board game  Clue : Who killed...