The Week In Tweets: Special Haiku, Senryu, & Duchene Poetry Edition!
Fake News Reports! How the Fantastic Four Got Their Names Reed Richards: “As your leader, I’ll be known as Mr. Fantastic. Ben, you’ll be The Thing. Johnny, you’re The Human Torch. Sue, we’ll call you The Invisible Girl!” Susan Storm: “But I’m a grown woman, Reed.” “Not now, sweet cheeks. The men are talking.” ********* After Joe Biden’s Ghost Gun Infomercial, Sales SKYROCKET! ********* The Royal Formally Known As Prince Harry And His Wife Meghan Markle Visit His Grandmother Queen Elizabeth For The First Time In TWO Years! “Can you loan us some money?” they ask. ********* If you can’t tone it, tan it. ********* CBP Officers Inspecting Luggage At Washington Dulles Airport Were Shocked To Find Bat Meat In A Traveler’s Baggage! Are you sure it’s bat meat? “Sure tasted like bat meat to me.” ********* Not Satisfied With It’s Stock Crashing Over 20% After Losing More Than 200,000 Subscribers In Its First Quarter, Netflix Pays Barack & Michele Obama MILLION...