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Imagine That

   as featured in Desert Exposure Magazine RaisingDad by Jim and Henry Duchene Imagine That “good thing dogs aren’t particular” When I was a kid, I must have driven my parents crazy. When they took me to the store, I was always asking them for something. Spiderman comic books. The Man From UNCLE camera that turned into a gun.      And candy.      I was always asking for candy.      "You'll ruin your teeth!" my mother would warn me.      "If I can't have candy,” I thought to myself, “what's the point of having good teeth?"      This was before I discovered girls, and how they had the annoying habit of preferring guys with good dental hygiene.      I remember one Christmas, when I was about ten, I pestered my parents for a chemistry set that was probably more than they could afford.      “Aren’t you too ol...

The Week In Tweets: Special Getting Back Up Edition!

  Fake News Reports! ********* It’s not the bending over, it’s the getting back up. ********* I’m too young to be so old. ********* My ex-wife likes to go without a bra.    It pulls the wrinkles out of her face. ********* BREAKING NEWS: Pete Davidson LEAVING Saturday Night Live! …and he was never heard from again. ********* THIS JUST IN: Pete Davidson Is LEAVING Saturday Night Live! “Pete who?” Exactly. ********* Two things can be bad at the same time. One thing being bad doesn’t absolve the other. ********* Life begins at the first cocktail. ********* Like a rubber band, karma only stretches so far before it snaps back and stings you in the face. ********* Why is it that people who purposely offend always begin or end with “No offense”? ********* Jim Duchene Fake News Chief Correspondent read my RaisingDad humor column for caregivers at  Desert Exposure Magazine desertexposure.com @JimDuchene