The Week In Tweets: Special Holiday Edition!
Fake News Reports! If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving. ********* On live TV, President Covid-Xi had the former Chinese leader Hu Jintao physically escorted out of the Great Hall of the People during the CCP's Party Congress! “Make sure his body’s never found,” ordered the likeable Fentanyl exporter. ********* THIS JUST IN: The Staff Writers Of Saturday Night Live Are Boycotting This Week’s Show In Protest Of Dave Chappelle As Host! “We REFUSE to take part in anything that’s funny,” a spokesperson for SNL said. ********* SNL Staff Writers Are Boycotting This Week’s Show In Protest Of Dave Chappelle As Host! “Bring back Andrew Dice Clay!” they chanted on their way out. ********* Saturday Night Live’s Staff Writers Are Boycotting This Week’s Show In Protest Of Dave Chappelle As Host! “What can I do?” squeaked a timid Lorne Michaels, cowering in the corner. “I’m just the producer.” ********* AN ARIZONA UPDATE: Politici...