Green Slimy Stuff
as featured in Desert Exposure Magazine RaisingDad by Jim and Henry Duchene Green Slimy Stuff “a good breakfast gone bad” Sometimes, in between all the bad news, I wonder about things. Does the universe go on forever? Can life exist on other planets? Will Tide clean better than the next leading brand? And then there’s bears. Why are they so fast? They’re big, they’re fat, they’re lumbering… how is it they can outrun a human being? An average man running for his life can reach 12 mph. A bear chasing that man can easily catch him at 35. Even Usain Bolt, the world’s fastest man, can’t outrun a bear. Why the discrepancy? Humans were designed for running. Bears, for hibernating up to 8 months out of the year. Just like my ex-wife. What also doesn’t make sense is how a good morning can turn bad in the blink of an eye. You’ll remember in my la...