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My father's favorite sport is baseball.      I don't know why. Maybe it's because he comes from a time when there was nothing else to do. Back when he was growing up, it didn't matter that a baseball game could last all afternoon. What else were you going to do? Cut an apple in half and watch it turn brown?      My lovely wife tries to make it as enjoyable as she can for him. She fluffs his pillow. Makes him snacks. She even sits him down and turns the TV on for him. The only problem is, he won't stay sitting down. He gets up and goes to his room constantly.     When he does, after ten or fifteen minutes, we'll change the channel, but my father must have some kind of radar, because that's exactly the time he’ll come back. He'll walk into the family room, stand on one side of the TV, look at it, at us, at it, at us, and ask no one in particular, "Is the game over?"     He knows the game isn't over. I have a s...

Penis Baba (Part Thirteen)

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This monk's penis is so long, in her next movie Wonder Woman is going to use it as her lasso. Pulling power! Indian monk known as Penis Baba uses his genitals to drag a CAR 100ft in front of cheering crowds in a 'sign of true devotion to God.' By Khaleda Rahman For Mailonline 10:05 EDT 11 Apr 2018, updated 10:49 EDT 11 Apr 2018   American Chimpanzee JimDuchene.BlogSpot.com RaisingMyFather.BlogSpot.com @JimDuchene   How long is Penis Baba's penis? YOU tell me.  

Penis Baba (Part Twelve)

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This monk's penis is so long, Starbuck's three largest drink sizes are Venti , Trenta , and Penis Baba's Penis. Pulling power! Indian monk known as Penis Baba uses his genitals to drag a CAR 100ft in front of cheering crowds in a 'sign of true devotion to God.' By Khaleda Rahman For Mailonline 10:05 EDT 11 Apr 2018, updated 10:49 EDT 11 Apr 2018   American Chimpanzee JimDuchene.BlogSpot.com RaisingMyFather.BlogSpot.com @JimDuchene   How long is Penis Baba's penis? YOU tell ME.  

Penis Baba (Part Eleven)

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This monk's penis is so long, when he was in high school, it was already in college. Pulling power! Indian monk known as Penis Baba uses his genitals to drag a CAR 100ft in front of cheering crowds in a 'sign of true devotion to God.' By Khaleda Rahman For Mailonline 10:05 EDT 11 Apr 2018, updated 10:49 EDT 11 Apr 2018   American Chimpanzee JimDuchene.BlogSpot.com RaisingMyFather.BlogSpot.com @JimDuchene   How long is Penis Baba's penis? YOU tell ME.  

Penis Baba (Part Ten)

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This monk's penis is now so long, wherever he goes, his penis gets there a half-hour before he does.        American Chimpanzee JimDuchene.BlogSpot.com RaisingMyFather.BlogSpot.com @JimDuchene  

Penis Baba (Part Nine)

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This monk's penis is now so long, he once urinated off the Golden Gate Bridge with Milton Berle.      "Dang," Milton Berle complained, "this water is cold."      "Yes," Penis Baba agreed, "and it's deep, too."     American Chimpanzee JimDuchene.BlogSpot.com RaisingMyFather.BlogSpot.com @JimDuchene    

Penis Baba (Part Eight)

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This Hindu holy man's penis is now so long, they used it to determine the actual depth of the Titanic.   American Chimpanzee JimDuchene.BlogSpot.com RaisingMyFather.BlogSpot.com @JimDuchene