'Twas the night before Christmas,
Right here in El Chuco,
I was drinking outside
With my old buddy Tuco.
My work socks were hung
Like Christmas stockings, you see,
My wife, she has four kids.
Myself, I have three.
When what to our watering eyes
Should appear,
My compa Ramon,
With a carload of beer.
His eyes, how they twinkled
Behind his new glasses.
He was here to bring beer
To the beer-drinking masses.
He brought Tecate, Coors Light,
And even Budweiser.
And then, for much later,
Some Viagra from Pfizer.
He brought Tecate, Coors Light,
And even Budweiser.
And then, for much later,
Some Viagra from Pfizer.
"Ay, loco," I told him.
"Come join us, my friend."
But he had just gotten started,
And must get started again.
As he started to leave,
He gave a high-five.
"Merry Christmas to all,
"And don't drink and drive!"
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