American Chimpanzee

"Why? Because the only thing my WIFE wants to blow is my paycheck!"     American Chimpanzee jimduchene.BlogSpot.com RaisingMyFather.BlogSpot.com @JimDuchene  

"Don't laugh. It kept me out of 'Nam."     American Chimpanzee jimduchene.BlogSpot.com RaisingMyFather.BlogSpot.com @JimDuchene  

"Oh, no. Not ANOTHER breathalyzer test!"     American Chimpanzee jimduchene.blogspot.com RaisingMyFather.blogspot.com @JimDuchene   

"Well, if you must know, I'm doing to the turkey what I did to the country for the last eight years."     American Chimpanzee jimduchene.BlogSpot.com RaisingMyFather.BlogSpot.com @JimDuchene   

"Gobble, gobble."     American Chimpanzee jimduchene.blogspot.com RaisingMyFather.blogspot.com @JimDuchene   

"What's a Turkey gotta do to get a pardon around here?"     American Chimpanzee jimduchene.blogspot.com RaisingMyFather.blogspot.com @JimDuchene   

" This turkey? She's an intern from the previous administration."     American Chimpanzee jimduchene.blogspot.com RaisingMyFather.blogspot.com @JimDuchene   

"Hey! Who invited the former governor of Alaska?"     American Chimpanzee jimduchene.BlogSpot.com RaisingMyFather.BlogSpot.com @JimDuchene  

"That's the last time I accept a turkey from Bill Clinton."       American Chimpanzee jimduchene.blogspot.com RaisingMyFather.blogspot.com @JimDuchene   

"Anybody else want to take part in my new Tax Bartering Program?"     American Chimpanzee jimduchene.blogspot.com RaisingMyFather.blogspot.com @JimDuchene   

"Quick! Call Donald Trump! I've just found his next wife!"     American Chimpanzee jimduchene.blogspot.com RaisingMyFather.blogspot.com @JimDuchene