Hard Core Advice From
Hard Core's Hardest Core... John Leslie!
Dear John,
Does a massage hurt in order to be effective?
--Afraid
Dear Afraid,
No, a massage hurts because the masseuse is so poorly paid.
Next!
Dear John,
I find it hard to see well driving at night, though I see fine by day. Does anything help?
--Four-eyes
Dear Four-Eyes,
Yes, staying out of my way.
Next!
Dear John,
I heard on TV last night that doctors can give you a shot of "Youth Hormone." Is this too good to be true?
--Gullible
Dear Gullible,
Only if he uses his penis.
Next!
Confidential to Never Dated:
I like to use a dating strategy inspired by the layout of my favorite bar in Vegas. Liquor in the front and poker in the rear.
I like to use a dating strategy inspired by the layout of my favorite bar in Vegas. Liquor in the front and poker in the rear.
American Chimpanzee
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