The Top Ten Things A Man Doesn't Want To Hear His Doctor Say When Getting A Prostate Exam

1) "What do you mean I'm supposed to use gloves?"
 
2) "Smell this."
 
3) "Guess which finger I'm using."
 
4) "No, no! Don't look back!"
 
5) "Mmm... that feels so good."
 
6) "You're my favorite."
 
7) "Mind if I nibble on your ear?"
 
8) "Guess what I'M doing."
 
9) "I can't wait to post these pictures."
 
10) Who's your daddy?"
 
 
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