The Week In Tweets: Special Serena Williams Edition!
Success 101 You'll know you're successful the first time you hear someone brag that they knew you in high school. Save The Whales! Unless they taste good. Daffynitions! Expert: A person who may not have all the answers, but is sure he could get them with the proper funding. I'm at an age where lunch tires me out. Fake News Reports! Colin Kaepernick Is The New Face Of Nike! Congratulations, Nike. You've just re-elected President Trump. Fake News Reports! Pastor Charles H. Ellis III GROPES Ariana Grande At Aretha Franklin's Funerals On LIVE TV! And what did her fiancé Pete Davidson do? Nothing. He was too busy hiding behind Ann Coulter's mini-skirt. My first marriage was like my ex at the gym... It just didn't work out. Fake News Reports! Serena Williams LOSES Open Final In Controversial Match! Accuses Chair Umpire Of Being Sexist! "That's COMPLETELY untrue," the chair ...