American Chimpanzee

Hard Core Advice From Hard Core’s Hardest Core... John Leslie!   Dear John,      I am in my 80s.      From time to time, when I have tried to contact a dear friend or distant relative, I find that they have recently passed away.      Don't you think it would be a good idea for older people to make a short list of people we want contacted in case of a serious illness or death?      So many times our survivors have no idea who some of our friends are or how to contact them.      --Caring   Dear Caring, I 've seen their lists, and you weren't on them.     Dear John,      I have been married to a loving and supportive man for 15 years. We have been through a lot together and, for the most part, have been OK. My problem is my son, "Kyle."      Yes, I know Kyle is a liar, and, yes, he needs help for his dr...

President Obama (about business owners): "You didn't do that!" President Trump (about President Trump's accomplishments): "I did that!"   Before you say something that will hurt another person's feelings, first think about it, then think about it again... ...then don't.   Oh, look! ANOTHER glorious Monday! ...makes me sick.   Fake News Reports! Harvey Weinstein Presents! Trumpenstein Versus The Obamonster ! WHO will win on Election Tuesday?   I'm not saying my ex is fat, but, when she loss ten pounds, it was like cutting the tail off a cow.   "Here you go, sir. A double scoop of Ben & Jerry's Pecan Resist ice cream, which honors Democrats' most cherish principles." Great! So the American Taxpayer will be paying for it?   The Sierra Blanca Border Patrol checkpoint. If their intention is to back up freeway traffic on I-10 East for half and hour, then they're doing a good job. ...