Roswell! Anal Probe Capital of the World!
When it comes to the supernatural, I'm a skeptic. Ghosts? Bah! Vampires? Feh! Demonic possessions? Well... that one's true. I've been divorced enough times to know what I'm talking about. But there has always been something plausible about space aliens. If the universe is infinite, with an infinite number of planets orbiting an infinite number of suns, why wouldn’t a few contain intelligent life? On the other hand, explain Donald Trump. In July of 1947, an alien spacecraft is said to have crashed in Roswell, New Mexico. If there's one thing you can be sure of, my mother-in-law was probably driving. The incident was purportedly covered up by government agents so inept they're now in charge of the TSA. The entire country was immediately abuzz with the question, "Why does 'purportedly' sound like one of Sarah Palin's fake words?" ...
