2) "Sure that pick-up line is old, but so am I."
3) "Scream all you want. I've had this room sound-proofed."
4) "It would cost a lot to make you 'disappear,' but it would be worth it."
5) "I'm going to f*ck you in ways you can never imagine. Turn me down, and I'll start with your credit."
6) "It's okay that you're a pig. I'll be thinking about Sarah Palin anyway."
7) "Don't worry about my bodyguards. They get paid not to see."
8) "Yeah, well, I'M Donald Trump! How about YOU buy ME a drink?"
9) "You ever seen a solid-gold dildo?"
10) "Your mouth says 'no,' but your lips say 'I want a lollipop.'"
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