10) Grab them by the p*ssy. They like that.
9) "No" means yes.
8) Drop an "incentive" into their drink when they're not looking. What they don't know won't hurt them.
7) If they have small children, a veiled threat works wonders.
6) Pornography always gets them in the mood.
5) Interrupt them constantly.
4) Be sure to point out how abnormally large your fingers are, especially when they're not.
3) If she wants to go Downtown, tell her she has to go "downtown" first.
2) Don't skimp on your hidden recording equipment.
1) Need more advice? Talk to Bill Cosby.
9) "No" means yes.
8) Drop an "incentive" into their drink when they're not looking. What they don't know won't hurt them.
7) If they have small children, a veiled threat works wonders.
6) Pornography always gets them in the mood.
5) Interrupt them constantly.
4) Be sure to point out how abnormally large your fingers are, especially when they're not.
3) If she wants to go Downtown, tell her she has to go "downtown" first.
2) Don't skimp on your hidden recording equipment.
1) Need more advice? Talk to Bill Cosby.
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