Dear John: Special Grass-Fed Edition!

Hard Core Advice From

Hard Core's Hardest Core... John Leslie!

 
Dear John,
     What's up with grass-fed beef? It's SO expensive. Can it really make a difference to my health?
     --Organic Wannabe
 

Dear Wannabe,

Don't worry about it. I spoke with your doctor. You have two weeks to live.

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Dear John,
     The other day, I started sobbing when my boss criticized me, something I've never done before, but my mother has been sick and I've only been getting three hours of sleep a night.
     How do I do damage control?
     --Crybaby
 

Dear Crybaby,

I never met a boss who couldn't be swayed by a gratuitous offering of meaningless sex.

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Dear John,
     My doctor interrupts me when I'm trying to describe my symptoms. Why doesn't he pay attention to me?
     --Ignored
 

Dear Ignored,

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

 

Confidential to Oldtimer,

Sorry to disappoint you, grandpa, but they pass out Viagra at retirement homes to keep the old men from rolling out of bed.

 
 

American Chimpanzee

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