I bought a bird feeder.
Unfortunately, it turned into a cat feeder.
The Olympics is bad for my diet.
Every time they show the Olympic symbol, I get an urge for onion rings.
Some people call Wednesday "Hump Day."
I call it "Three More Days Of Work."
The Olympics is bad for my diet.
I can't believe how hungry I get watching the finest athletes in the world compete.
That's why I train all year long.
In El Paso, Texas:
Kern Place and Cincinnati Entertainment District patrons will soon have to PAY for parking!
"As your elected officials, we're always looking for ways to drive away customers," the City Council explains.
This Just In!
President Trump Orders Regulations To BAN Devices Like Bump Stocks!
What if we just ban the part of the gun that actually SHOOTS the bullets?
"Now you're just being silly."
I like to live in the moment.
As long as the moment contains chocolate chip pancakes.
Movie Review:
In Black Panther, Wakanda is the most technologically advanced country In THE WORLD!
Yet this state of the art society STILL couldn't fix Forest Whitaker's lazy eye?
Movie Review:
Africa is the most drought-stricken continent on the planet!
This is because Black Panther's high-tech country of Wakanda diverts all available water to fuel its many scenic waterfalls.
How Rich Liberals Spend Their Money:
Jeff Bezos To Spend $42 MILLION To Build A Clock 200 Feet High In The Middle Of Nowhere!
What about helping the less fortunate?
"That's the government's job."
How Rich Liberals Spend Their Money:
Jeff Bezos To Spend $42 MILLION To Build A Clock That Will Last Ten THOUSAND Years That No One Will Be Able To See!
What about paying your "fair share"?
"That's YOUR job."
American Chimpanzee
JimDuchene.BlogSpot.com
RaisingMyFather.BlogSpot.com
@JimDuchene
Unfortunately, it turned into a cat feeder.
The Olympics is bad for my diet.
Every time they show the Olympic symbol, I get an urge for onion rings.
Some people call Wednesday "Hump Day."
I call it "Three More Days Of Work."
The Olympics is bad for my diet.
I can't believe how hungry I get watching the finest athletes in the world compete.
That's why I train all year long.
In El Paso, Texas:
Kern Place and Cincinnati Entertainment District patrons will soon have to PAY for parking!
"As your elected officials, we're always looking for ways to drive away customers," the City Council explains.
This Just In!
President Trump Orders Regulations To BAN Devices Like Bump Stocks!
What if we just ban the part of the gun that actually SHOOTS the bullets?
"Now you're just being silly."
I like to live in the moment.
As long as the moment contains chocolate chip pancakes.
Movie Review:
In Black Panther, Wakanda is the most technologically advanced country In THE WORLD!
Yet this state of the art society STILL couldn't fix Forest Whitaker's lazy eye?
Movie Review:
Africa is the most drought-stricken continent on the planet!
This is because Black Panther's high-tech country of Wakanda diverts all available water to fuel its many scenic waterfalls.
How Rich Liberals Spend Their Money:
Jeff Bezos To Spend $42 MILLION To Build A Clock 200 Feet High In The Middle Of Nowhere!
What about helping the less fortunate?
"That's the government's job."
How Rich Liberals Spend Their Money:
Jeff Bezos To Spend $42 MILLION To Build A Clock That Will Last Ten THOUSAND Years That No One Will Be Able To See!
What about paying your "fair share"?
"That's YOUR job."
American Chimpanzee
JimDuchene.BlogSpot.com
RaisingMyFather.BlogSpot.com
@JimDuchene
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