Not So Viva La Difference

The Difference Between Men And Women

 Woman: "I have a headache."
Man: "You wanna get frisky?"
Woman: "No! I've Already Told You:  I HAVE A HEADACHE!"
 
Man: "I have a headache. Plus, I’ve dislocated my shoulder and was shot in the leg as I fell off a ladder. Luckily, my hip broke the fall. Unluckily, the fall broke my hip. And, as I was laying there, our neighbor's dog bit me in the..."
Woman: "You wanna get frisky?"
Man: "YOU BET!"
   
   
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