Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Dr. Dao: Role Model!

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"I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE DR. DAO! WAH!"
 
 
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Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Dr. Dao Meets The Godfather

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"What's the matter with you, Dr. Dao?"
 
 
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Monday, April 24, 2017

Dear John: Special Dr. Dao-Free Edition!

Hard Core Advice From
Hard Core's Hardest Core... John Leslie!
 
Dear John,
     I just read that dogs who served in the Iraq war are coming home with post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD). Now I feel bad that I've been yelling at my puppy for pooping in the pantry.  Can dogs really develop this condition?
     --Thank You For Your Service
 
Dear Puppy Pooper,
Nah, they're just scamming the Government for a disability retirement
just like everybody else.
Next!
 
Dear John,
     I've been downsized from my job and find myself looking for a new one at a pretty advanced age. I'd love to do something where I can make a difference in the world.
     --65-Years-Young
 
Dear Old Guy,
You're 65-years too late.
Next!
 
Dear John,
     While I don't like pornography, I know that teen boys love it, but my 15-year-old is setting a world record. How much is too much?
     --Not A Prude
 
Dear Prude,
Sorry, but I didn't hear you. I was too busy watching a porno.
Next!
 
Confidential to Concerned:
You don't have to worry when your child accidentally swallows a prophylactic. Just buy another one.
 
 
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Sunday, April 23, 2017

Dr. Dao Has Supporters

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"I support Dr. Dao 100%!"
 
 
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Thursday, April 20, 2017

Dr. Dao: American Hero!

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Hey, Dr. Dao! Where's THIS girl's fancy attorney and million dollar settlement?
   
 
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Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Dr. Dao In Perspective

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 Dr. Dao, there are real atrocities in the world.
Don't paint yourself a victim over something you yourself caused to happen.
  
 
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Monday, April 17, 2017

Dr. Dao At Work

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"Yes, I could write this prescription for you,
but first you must do something for me I like to call
the Vietnamese Head Dunk."
 
 
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