Fake News Reports!
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
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On live TV, President Covid-Xi had the former Chinese leader Hu Jintao physically escorted out of the Great Hall of the People during the CCP's Party Congress!
“Make sure his body’s never found,” ordered the likeable Fentanyl exporter.
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THIS JUST IN:
The Staff Writers Of Saturday Night Live Are Boycotting This Week’s Show In Protest Of Dave Chappelle As Host!
“We REFUSE to take part in anything that’s funny,” a spokesperson for SNL said.
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SNL Staff Writers Are Boycotting This Week’s Show In Protest Of Dave Chappelle As Host!
“Bring back Andrew Dice Clay!” they chanted on their way out.
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Saturday Night Live’s Staff Writers Are Boycotting This Week’s Show In Protest Of Dave Chappelle As Host!
“What can I do?” squeaked a timid Lorne Michaels, cowering in the corner. “I’m just the producer.”
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AN ARIZONA UPDATE:
Politician In Charge Of Counting Votes Amazingly Wins Election!
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When famed mime Marcel Marceau died I honored him with a minute of silence.
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A Thanksgiving Tip:
Don’t forget to set your scale back 10 lbs.
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What do you call the day after Black Friday?
Broke Saturday.
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The Huffington Post Tells You The Top Two Items Travel Experts Would NEVER Buy On A Trip!
1) Anything, and
2) Everything
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The Huffington Post Reveals The ONLY Item Travel Experts Would Ever Buy On A Trip!
1) Nothing
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A Christmas Tip:
Cash is the gift that always fits.
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Jim Duchene
Fake News Chief Correspondent
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