Kim Jong-un Facts:
North Korea's Kim Jong-un is happy to be the George Constanza to China's Jerry Seinfeld.
President Trump and Kim Jong-un sound like two drunks in a bar arguing over who's the biggest drunk.
North Korea vows "thousand-fold" revenge on U.S. over U.N. sanctions.
"That's one fold for every pound I weigh," says the well-fed Kim Jong-un.
A Salt Lake City elementary school uses goats instead of gardeners.
"Because they smell better," explains a spokesman for the school district.
THREE twisters hit state, declare forecasters!
"We're never more accurate than when we're reporting on what just happened."
El Paso County commissioners raising taxes 8% while El Paso City Council approves $69 million in spending!
Hmm... what is wrong with that picture?
Trump is "bereft of reason," says North Korea's Kim Jong-un, "and I should know because so am I."
Scientists in Argentina find dinosaur as heavy as a 737!
"We should clean under our refrigerator more often," they admit, sheepishly.