The Week In Tweets: Special The Olympics Edition!
Fake News Reports! Nancy Pelosi Rejects Republicans Jim Banks & Jim Jordan Serving On The January 6th Select Committee “What do you think this is? A fair hearing?” ********** THIS JUST IN: China Just Scored The First Gold Medal Of The Summer Olympics In Tokyo! I’m happy for the athlete. As a reward, her family gets a ten minute break at the Nike factory. ********** I’m not saying my ex has let herself go, but the last time she stepped out she got a Cease & Desist from Google Earth. ********** “Second place at the Olympics gets you the silver. Second place in politics gets you the presidency.” —President Trump ********** Olympic Swimmer Araiarne Titmus Beats Katie Ledecky In The 400-Meter Freestyle, Winning Australia A Gold Medal! Her coach, Dean Boxall, was so excited he had it bronzed. ********** The Olympics inspires some people to get out there and get active. All it inspires in me is to sit on the couch and watch TV. ********** I was excited when I got my tick...