Sunday, October 27, 2019

The Week In Tweets: Special Crush-Kill-Destroy-Me Edition!

Fake News Reports!
  
"You're not going to destroy me," Joe Biden tells President Trump at a rally!
"My SON will.
  
While in Las Vegas, Bernie Sanders suffers a MASSIVE heart attack!
After emergency surgery, the presidential wannabe was alive and doing well.
The dead hooker, however, wasn't so lucky.

I'm not sure if I'll be voting in President Trump's next election.
I'm troubled by the ignorance, the narcissism, the incompetence, the racism, the greed, and all the lying.
And THAT'S just from the Democrats.
  
Liberal Democrat Congressman Elijah Cummings DEAD At 88!
What were his final words?
"Either Trump goes or I do!"
  
Joaquin Phoenix IS The Joker!
Paul Dano IN As The Riddler!
Jonah Hill OUT As The Penguin!
Zoe Kravitz NOT Michelle Pfeiffer, but she is CATWOMAN!
There have been EIGHTY YEARS of Batman.
So why does Hollywood keep crapping out the same four villains?
  
Play The New CLUE White House Edition!
It was "Trump" "in a landslide" "with the popular vote"!
Coming to you in 2020!
  
Forget CNN and MSNBC!
I like Huey Lewis because HE'S got the News.
  
Martin Scorsese Says Marvel Movies Aren't Cinema!
Francis Ford Coppola Calls Them Despicable!
What do you think about China Forcing Hollywood to recut your movies to their specifications?
"Uh... we don't criticize China," they kowtowed.
  
Virgin Galactic Reveals Its Under Armour Space Suits For Space Travel!
You know, I googled "virgin" and "space travel," and the only thing that came up was "Star Trek Convention."
  
An Oregon High School Coach Is Caught On Video Disarming An Armed Student, Preventing A Tragedy, And Then Giving That Disturbed Teenager A Hug!
Everyone is hoping the coach will be out of prison soon.
  
NASA Celebrates Its First 3-Female Space Walk!
See, ladies?
It takes THREE women to do a job ONE man can do.
  
  
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