Fake News Reports!
Comedian Dave Chappelle Was Attacked Last Night While Performing On Stage At The Hollywood Bowl!
Will Smith was unavailable for comment.
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Pete Davidson Returns To Standup!
Isn’t comedy supposed to be funny?
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Pete Davidson Reveals That He Has Kim Kardashian’s Children Tattooed On His Body!
Yeah, like THAT’S not a red flag.
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Meghan Markle’s Archewell Series Canceled When Netflix Realizes There’s No Audience For Crap!
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Joe Biden Cancels $6.8 Billion In Student Loan Debt For Over 110,000 People!
“What the heck, it’s not MY money.”
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The View’s Joy Behar Takes Back Her Call For A “Sex Strike” Should The Supreme Court Overturn Roe Vs Wade When She Realizes A Sex Strike Would Lead To Less Abortions!
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Amber Heard Cries Without Tears While Testifying Against Johnny Depp!
Hmm… I wonder what LeBron James Has To Say About That?
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In Response To The Roe Vs Wade Controversy, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau Opens His Country’s Arms To American Women Wanting An Abortion!
“Come for the infanticide,” he says, introducing Canada’s new slogan promoting tourism, “and stay for the blackface.”
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Racist Actor James Cromwell Says People Of Color Are DIFFERENT Than White People!
Don’t believe me?
Listen to his statement explaining why he superglued himself to a Starbuck’s counter.
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“Be True To Your Motto”
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Jim Duchene
Fake News Chief Correspondent
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