The Twelve Beers Of Christmas
The Twelve Beers Of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
a cooler full of Coors beer.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
two Michelobs,
and a cooler full of Coors beer.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
three Schlitz Lights,
two Michelobs...
and a cooler full of Coors beer.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
four Rolling Rocks,
three Schlitz Lights, two Michelobs...
and a cooler full of Coors beer.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five! Bud! Wei! Sers!
four Rolling Rocks, three Schlitz Lights, two Michelobs...
and a cooler full of Coors beer.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
six guzzlers guzzling,
Five! Bud! Wei! Sers!
four Rolling Rocks, three Schlitz Lights, two Michelobs...
and a cooler full of Coors beer.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
seven brewers brewing,
six guzzlers guzzling,
Five! Bud! Wei! Sers!
four Rolling Rocks, three Schlitz Lights, two Michelobs...
and a cooler full of Coors beer.
On the eight day of Christmas my true love gave to me
eight barmaids serving,
seven brewers brewing, six guzzlers guzzling,
Five! Bud! Wei! Sers!
four Rolling Rocks, three Schlitz Lights, two Michelobs...
and a cooler full of Coors beer.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
nine women wobbling,
eight barmaids serving, seven brewers brewing, six guzzlers guzzling,
Five! Bud! Wei! Sers!
four Rolling Rocks, three Schlitz Lights, Two Michelobs...
and a cooler full of Coors beer.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
ten frat boys chugging,
nine women wobbling, eight barmaids serving, seven brewers brewing, six guzzlers guzzling,
Five! Bud! Wei! Sers!
four Rolling Rocks, three Schlitz Lights, two Michelobs...
and a cooler full of Coors beer.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
eleven pourers pouring,
ten frat boys chugging, nine women wobbling, eight barmaids serving, seven brewers brewing, six guzzlers guzzling,
Five! Bud! Wei! Sers!
four Rolling Rocks, three Schlitz Lights, two Michelobs...
and a cooler full of Coors beer.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
twelve drunkards drinking,
eleven pourers pouring, ten frat boys chugging, nine women wobbling, eight barmaids serving, seven brewers brewing, six guzzlers guzzling,
Five! Bud! Wei! Sers!
four Rolling Rocks, three Schlitz Lights, two Michelobs...
AND A COOLER FULL OF COORS BEER!
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