Friday, February 9, 2018

The Week In Already Outdated Tweets!

This Just In!
A Train Carrying Dozens Of Congressmen Spending YOUR Money Going To A "Policy Retreat" In The Country CRASH Into A Garbage Truck!
Talk about irony.
 
This Just In!
A Train Carrying Dozens Of Congressmen Spending YOUR Money Going To A "Policy Retreat" In The Country CRASH Into A Garbage Truck!
Why they were all not wearing pants has not yet been explained.
 
This Just In!
A Train Carrying Dozens Of Congressmen Spending YOUR Money Going To A "Policy Retreat" In The Country CRASH Into A Garbage Truck!
"We never saw those prostitutes before in our lives," they sputtered, explainingly.
 
This Just In!
Philadelphia Eagles WIN Super Bowl!
New England Patriots LOSE!
"See what happens when I can't deflate my footballs properly?" --Tom Brady
 
This Just In!
My Prediction For The Super Bowl Came TRUE!
Before the game, I predicted that if the Eagles won, Philadelphia fans would RIOT!
I predicted the same thing if they lost.
 
This Just In!
Poor Justin Timberlake.
His Super Bowl halftime show always seems cursed by something out of his control.
First, it was Janet Jackson's "wardrobe malfunction."
Now, it's Satan's projected shadow image at the end of his Prince tribute.
 
Dear Justin Timberlake,
I TOLD you I'd be back.
--Lucifer
 
 
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