Are UFOs Real? Find Out In El Paso!
We can sell El Paso by first presenting a question that may or may not have anything to do with our fair city, but one that can be answered here. The more outrageous, the better.
Who Killed JFK? Find Out In El Paso!
By adding the tag line "Find Out In El Paso!" we're presenting a challenge, and who doesn't love a challenge? Who wouldn't want to find out who really killed President Kennedy? And if they think they can find out in El Paso, then you can bet that's where they'll go. The exclamation point is there to add a sense of excitement. The capital letters, well, I just like to capitalize things.
Where Do People Keep Chupacabras As Pets? Find Out In El Paso!
Did Ponce de Leon Discover The Fountain Of Youth? Find Out In El Paso!
How Did Lady Di Really Die? Find Out In El Paso!
Is Elvis Still Alive? Find Out In El Paso!
Okay. Now it's your turn.
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