Sunday, July 22, 2018

The Week In Tweets: Special Looney Clooney Edition!

Life is a highway.
Mondays are the potholes.
 
Fake News Wonders...
How far can a plane fly if BOTH its engines fail?
All the way to the ground.
 
Fake News Reports!
After recent escapes in various facilities holding the separated children of illegal aliens, the CBP is eliminating certain outdoor sporting activities, such as team pole vaulting.
 
Fake News Reports!
57-Year-Old George Clooney!
CRASHES!
His SCOOTER!
You're rich, George.
What are you doing riding a scooter?
 
Fake News Reports!
57-Year-Old George Clooney Crashes His Scooter!
The other driver involved was heard to mutter: "THAT'S for Ocean's Thirteen!"
   

Fake News Reports!
57-Year-Old George Clooney Crashes His Scooter!
I've seen the footage.
It's the best thing Clooney has done in years.
 
Fake News Reports!
23 People In A Tour Boat Bombarded By A Lava Bomb!
From Hawaii's Kilauea Volcano!
You know, I remember a time when people used to be smart enough to RUN AWAY from an erupting volcano.
 
Either the older I get the smarter I get, or the older I get the dumber YOU get.
 
 
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