Corner Bakery Café motto:
"Feed The Day".
Why would I want to feed the day when I'M the one who's hungry?
Men reach old age before they reach maturity.
I'm going to the store for a few things.
I'll be back in about two hundred dollars.
Fake News Reports!
Black Lives MATTER!
Except in Chicago.
Did you hear about the new economy car?
It comes with an airbag you have to blow up yourself.
Fake News Reports!
Stuttering John UPSET That Howard Stern Is Releasing A New Book TWO WEEKS Before His!
Don't worry, John.
Your book wasn't going to sell any copies anyway.
Smokey Bear Says: "Only YOU Can Prevent Forest Fires."
That's a lot of responsibility for just one person.
Fake News Reports!
Aretha Franklin!
DEAD!
Sadly, there's a lot of that going around.
Success 101
Hard work without talent is a shame, but talent without hard work is a tragedy.
The best time to be a vegetarian is between meals.
Daffynitions!
Tourist:
Someone who travels somewhere else to experience something different, and then complains when they aren't the same.
Daffynitions!
Education:
What's left after you've forgotten everything you've ever learned in school.
Daffynitions!
Journalist:
A person with nothing on their minds and the power to express it.
I put a seashell to my ear...
...and got a busy signal.
American Chimpanzee
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