Fake News Reports!
Buckingham Palace Reports That Prince Philip, The Duke Of Edinburgh, Has Been Admitted To The Hospital Over A "Pre-Existing" Condition!
That's okay, Philip, herpes is nothing to be embarrassed about.
Adam Driver Walked Out Of An NPR Interview When Terry Gross Played A Clip Of Him In His Latest Movie!
"I don't like to look at myself," the Star Wars actor explained.
Now you know how the rest of us feel.
Aging Thespian Robert De Niro Says President Trump Should Get Hit In The Face With A Bag Of Excrement "Because He Needs To Be Humiliated."
Getting old is no fun, kids.
Miley Cyrus Shares A Touching Holiday Message For Her Fans Who Are Feeling Lonely This Festive Season!
"I'LL have sex with you. The line starts behind the dumpster."
Christmas Mass Has Been Cancelled At Notre Dame de Paris For The First And Only Time Since 1803!
"It's not because of the fire that burnt down the cathedral," spokespriest Father Guido Sarducci explained. "It's just that no one goes to mass any more."
England's Queen Elizabeth To Acknowledge A "Bumpy" 2019 In Her Special Christmas Message To Her Loyal Subjects!
Before she starts, can someone please remove any sharp objects within her reach?
The Head Of The Catholic Church Lead Midnight Mass On Christmas Eve At Saint Peter's Basilica In The Vatican!
"Notre Dame's a joke," he spat derisively when he was done.
'Twas the night before Christmas
Nancy Pelosi was soused
Her impeachment went nowhere
And still stuck in the house
Is Die Hard A Christmas Movie?
No one cares.
Six Word Horror Story:
Santa descended the chimney.
In pieces.
I re-gifted my mother-in-law the Christmas gift she got me last year.
She gave me nothing and that's what I gave her back.
Aging Thespian Robert De Niro Says President Trump Should Get Hit In The Face With A Bag Of Excrement "Because He Needs To Be Humiliated."
Getting old is no fun, kids.
Miley Cyrus Shares A Touching Holiday Message For Her Fans Who Are Feeling Lonely This Festive Season!
"I'LL have sex with you. The line starts behind the dumpster."
Christmas Mass Has Been Cancelled At Notre Dame de Paris For The First And Only Time Since 1803!
"It's not because of the fire that burnt down the cathedral," spokespriest Father Guido Sarducci explained. "It's just that no one goes to mass any more."
England's Queen Elizabeth To Acknowledge A "Bumpy" 2019 In Her Special Christmas Message To Her Loyal Subjects!
Before she starts, can someone please remove any sharp objects within her reach?
The Head Of The Catholic Church Lead Midnight Mass On Christmas Eve At Saint Peter's Basilica In The Vatican!
"Notre Dame's a joke," he spat derisively when he was done.
'Twas the night before Christmas
Nancy Pelosi was soused
Her impeachment went nowhere
And still stuck in the house
Is Die Hard A Christmas Movie?
No one cares.
Six Word Horror Story:
Santa descended the chimney.
In pieces.
I re-gifted my mother-in-law the Christmas gift she got me last year.
She gave me nothing and that's what I gave her back.
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