Donald Trump Is So Smart
...he's counted from one to infinity SEVENTEEN times!
...he can beat you in a game of Connect Four with his first move!
...he's got only one pair of chromosomes and they're BOTH smarter than you are!
...when he left college his brain stayed behind to get an MBA!
...when he leaves office America will no longer be a democracy, it will be a Trumpocracy!
...if he had been alive two thousand years ago, Baby Jesus wouldn't have needed THREE Wisemen!
...scientists have concluded that the energy emitted by a Black Hole is roughly one-tenth of his brain power!
...he can play Russian roulette with a loaded gun and win!
...he doesn't have to play God!
Playing is for children.
...that you can fool so e of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time but you can never fool Donald Trump!
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*a tip of the hat to Ian Spector*
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