Fake News Reports!
My mother-in-law's visits always gives my wife and I pleasure.
My wife, when she arrives.
Me, when she leaves.
Astronomers Have Determined That "The Great Red Spot" On Jupiter (Actually A Storm Big Enough To Swallow Earth) Is SHRINKING!
Damn this global warming.
This Just In!
LeBron James Takes A Knee!
...just before depositing his multi-million dollar paycheck.
LeBron James Takes A Knee!
...just before depositing his multi-million paycheck.
"This country is so unfair," he gripes to the minimum wage teller.
LeBron James Takes A Knee!
"Why doesn't America love us too?" he laments to his 47.4 million Twitter followers.
Ellen DeGeneres Takes The Workplace Toxicity Of Her TV Show Head On In The First Episode Of Her 18th Season's Opening Monologue!
"I don't have to put up with any of this shit," she berated her audience. "I'm rich, you get me? RICH!"
Nancy Pelosi & Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin Have Agreed On A Spending Bill To Make Sure There Will NO Government Shutdown!
"First and foremost," the Speaker of the House declared to all pandemic sufferers, "we must make sure that WE get paid."
North Korea's Rotund Dictator Kim Jong-Un Apologizes For The "Unfortunate" Killing Of South Korean Official!
"And all future 'unfortunate' killings as well," he snickered obesely.
LeBron James DEMANDS Justice In The Wake Of Kentucky's Grand Jury Ruling In The Shooting Of Breonna Taylor!
"What kind of a world do we live in if we can't shoot a cop without retaliation?" he says.
The Walking Dead Is Finally Ending!
To be immediately followed by a Carol/Daryl spin-off.
So... The Walking Dead isn't really ending then, is it?
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