Fake News Reports!
As Obama Praises NBA Players For Protesting The Jacob Blake Shooting In Wisconsin, Peaceful Protestors, In Solidarity With The Former President, Spell Out "Hope" & "Change" By Setting Strategically Chosen Neighborhoods On Fire!
In An Interview With The Los Angeles Times, Trevor Noah Explains Why He Decided To Change The Daily Show!
"I was tired of the acclaim and high ratings Jon Stewart got, so I decided to go off in a different direction."
NBA & NBPA Players Decide To End Their Protests And Resume Playoffs On Saturday Once They Realized...
"...just how much money we'd be losing."
American Crisis, Governor Cuomo's New Book About His Handling Of The Coronavirus Pandemic, Is Due In October!
It's a murder mystery: "Someone killed 7,000 elderly nursing home residents. Will the killer be brought to justice?"
From the Coronavirus Special Edition of the board game Clue:
Who killed 7,000 elderly nursing home residents?
It was the Governor.
In the office.
With a pen.
On 08-28-2020 The Bloomberg Opinion Happily Opined That The Coronavirus Has Solidified The Decline Of The United States Of America!
BUT...
If Joe Biden becomes president, things will magically get better.
Refuting Erroneous Speculation Concerning A Trip He Made To Walter Reed Medical Center Back In November Of 2019, President Trump Denies Having Had A "Series Of Mini-Strokes"!
"No, my face has always looked like this," he says.
Why pay thousands to run with the bulls when you can run from a pack of rabid dogs for free?
I didn't get my chores done today, but there's always tomorrow.
Yes, tomorrow seems like the perfect day to not do them all over again.
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