Fake News Reports!
I used to work in a sweat shop, but they closed it down years ago.
People quit buying sweat.
Having kids is like riding a roller coaster.
A very expensive roller coaster that never ends.
Joe Biden And Mike Pence Exchanged Pleasantries With Each Other At Last Friday's 9-11 Memorial In New York!
"Wow! It's like looking into a mirror and seeing someone who doesn't look like you at all," the former VP said, before continuing his search for blue Jello.
I see Marilyn Manson is trending.
You know, if someone looks like a psycho and acts like a psycho, how is anyone surprised when it turns out they're a psycho.
My mother-in-law's visits always gives my wife and I pleasure.
My wife, when she arrives.
Me, when she leaves.
How Did Justin Bieber End Up In Drake's & DJ Khaled's Popstar Music Video?
"The guy just wouldn't leave," the black superstars confessed.
In A Mysterious Tweet, Justin Bieber Has Announced His "New Era Begins" In "ONE WEEK"!
The world yawns in anticipation.
Jimmy Carter Finally Breaks His Silence About Willie Nelson's "Big Fat Austin Torpedo On The White House Roof" Story!
"It doesn't count if someone sticks it up your butt, does it?" the former president wants to know before going any further.
During A Live Interview, CNBC's Jim Cramer Calls Nancy Pelosi "Crazy Nancy" To Her FACE!
"Speaking," the San Franciscan Congresswoman answered.
After Being Introduced By Luis Fonsi In Florida, Joe Biden Was Told To Pander To The Largely Hispanic Audience By Playing Despacito From His Phone To Honor Hispanic Heritage Month!
"What is this shit?" he grumbled when the music came on.
FBI Director Christopher Wray Confirmed To Congress That Russia Is Actively Interfering In Our 2020 Presidential Elections!
"You mean the way they do in EVERY election?" the House Committee on Homeland Security asked.
"Um... yes."
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