Thursday, November 26, 2020

The Week In Tweets: Special Thanksgiving Pardons Edition!

 Fake News Reports!  

In A Beloved Holiday Tradition, President Trump Pardons Corn The Turkey For Thanksgiving!
"We're AGAINST turkey pardons," declares a hostile media.

In A Beloved Holiday Tradition, President Trump Pardons Corn The Turkey For Thanksgiving!
Pro-Choice advocates immediately bemoan this as "a bad example."
  
In A Beloved Holiday Tradition, President Trump Pardons Corn The Turkey For Thanksgiving!
"That turkey is dead to us," says the progressive left.
  
In A Beloved Holiday Tradition, President Trump Pardons Corn The Turkey For Thanksgiving!
And then slips in a quick one for himself hoping no one's looking.
  
In A Beloved Holiday Tradition, President Trump Pardons A Turkey For Thanksgiving!
I'm talking about Michael Flynn.
  
Jim Duchene
Fake News Chief Correspondent
  
  
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