Fake News Reports!
How the Fantastic Four Got Their Names
Reed Richards: “As your leader, I’ll be known as Mr. Fantastic. Ben, you’ll be The Thing. Johnny, you’re The Human Torch. Sue, we’ll call you The Invisible Girl!”
Susan Storm: “But I’m a grown woman, Reed.”
“Not now, sweet cheeks. The men are talking.”
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After Joe Biden’s Ghost Gun Infomercial, Sales SKYROCKET!
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The Royal Formally Known As Prince Harry And His Wife Meghan Markle Visit His Grandmother Queen Elizabeth For The First Time In TWO Years! “Can you loan us some money?” they ask.
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If you can’t tone it, tan it.
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CBP Officers Inspecting Luggage At Washington Dulles Airport Were Shocked To Find Bat Meat In A Traveler’s Baggage! Are you sure it’s bat meat? “Sure tasted like bat meat to me.”
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Not Satisfied With It’s Stock Crashing Over 20% After Losing More Than 200,000 Subscribers In Its First Quarter, Netflix Pays Barack & Michele Obama MILLIONS Of DOLLARS To Develop Content No One Wants To See!
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I See Howard Stern Has Something To Say About Johnny Depp And… ...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Joe Biden Signs The First Pardons Of His Presidency! “C’mon, man!” he winks, pretending to be shocked. “Who slipped in this one for Hunter?”
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Life has its ups and downs.
I’m up for downing a beer.
How ‘bout you?
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Do you write #DuchenePoetry / #DuchenePoems ? Like a haiku or a senryu, they’re 5/7/5.
Use only one-syllable words. Last words all rhyme. Ends humorously or wryly.
Commas optional. For example: The Last Mile Once young, now I’m old My last mile’s grown dark and cold Can’t run, so I’ll stroll
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Jim Duchene
Fake News Chief Correspondent
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