Fake News Reports!
A good book never apologizes.
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What does Labor Day mean to me?
It means I get my unemployment check a day late.
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Things That Make Me Go Hmm:
Why does The Green Hornet have a black car?
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According To The Albuquerque Journal The FBI Has Served SIXTEEN Federal Search Warrants On Thursday In South Valley!
“You never know where President Trump might be hiding classified documents,” a spokesman for the federal agency said.
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In A POPSUGAR UK Exclusive Quote, Madonna Reveals She’s “GAGGING To Work With Britney (Spears) Again”!
Tell me... is that a good thing?
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A Scientific Study Has Determined That Space Radiation May Have Caused Astronauts To Have A Higher Rate Of Genetic Mutations In Their Blood-Forming Stem Cells!
So far, no superpowers have been observed.
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According To Information Given To Them By The CISA, Fact-Checkers Assure The American Public That Voting Machines Provide Accurate Election Results!
So, you personally checked the voting machines yourselves to determine this?
“No, we only check the facts.”
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World Leaders And Heads Of State Will Be Made To Take A Bus To Queen Elizabeth's Funeral Because…
“…that’s what I think of them,” a ghostly apparition chuckles from beyond the grave.
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California’s Governor Gavin Newsom CHALLENGES Florida’s Governor Ron DeSantis To A DEBATE!
And yet he’s afraid to sit down for a second interview with Adam Carolla on his podcast.
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OK! Magazine Reveals Meghan Markle's Subtle Tribute To Queen Elizabeth!
“That was NOT my middle finger, Harry.”
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Russian President Vladimir Putin Has Ordered A Partial Military Call-Up And Mobilization Of Military Reservists To Bolster His Failing Ukraine Invasion And Even Threatens A Possible Nuclear Option Because… “My military is CRAP!”
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A good book defends itself.
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Jim Duchene
Fake News Chief Correspondent
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