Friday, April 28, 2017

Dr. Dao Settles Out Of Court

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Old Joke:
A man goes up to a beautiful woman and asks if she would have sex with him for a million dollars. After thinking about it, she agrees. Then he asks her if she would have sex with him for five dollars.
"FIVE dollars?" she complains. "What kind of girl do you think I am?"
"We've already established what you are," he explains. "Now we're just negotiating the price."
Congratulations on your negotiated settlement, Dr. Dao.
American Chimpanzee

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