Sunday, August 25, 2019

The Week In Tweets: Special City Of Millions Edition!

Fake News Reports!
  
In A City Of Millions, Thousands Have Signed A Petition To Rename The Street Outside Of Trump Tower After President Obama Because...
"...there are no other problems in the world."
  
The NYPD Fires Daniel Pantaleo For The 2014 Accidental Death Of Eric Garner, Whose Dying Words Of "Can I Have Fries With That?" Created A National Debate Over The Wisdom Of Obese Felons With Health Issues Resisting Arrest!
  
The New York Police Department FIRES Daniel Pantaleo For The Accidental Death Of Eric Garner!
"I'll be okay," the former police officer assured his supporters. "In fact, I've already got a job offer from Michael Corleone to be his personal bodyguard."
  
Former Texas Running Back And Bears 4th Overall Pick, Cedric Benson, Has Died!
"We're looking at YOU, Daniel Pantaleo!" NYPD Commissioner James O'Neil was quick to announce.
  
Palestinians To Honor Their Grandmothers After Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib Declines Israel's Invitation To Visit Her "Sity"!
"Yes. Today, we will kiss the rocks we use before stoning our beloved grandmothers to death."
  
The Former Governor Of Louisiana During Hurricane Katrina, Kathleen Blanco, Has Died!
Damn... Hurricane Katrina claims ANOTHER victim.
Will it never end?
  
The New York Times' "1619 Project" Examines Slavery And Race Relations In The United States Because "as bad as things are today, we'd like to make them even worse."
  
Democrat Joe Kennedy III May Be Mounting A Primary Challenge To Senator Ed Markey!
Is there no end to The Kennedy Curse?
  
The Post-Gazette Reports That Shell Union Workers Were Told To Attend A Trump Rally Or They'd Lose Pay!
Of course, they were told that by the Post-Gazette "just to make it true."
  
People Are Sharing Pictures Of Their Pet Dogs With A Pennsylvanian Woman Who's Just Lost Her Best Friend Of 15 Years!
"They say their intentions are good, but those pictures are making me incredibly sad."
  
  
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