Fake News Reports!
The World Health Organization Declares The Congo's Ebola Outbreak An International Health Emergency!
The World Health Organization Declares The Congo's Ebola Outbreak An International Health Emergency!
"We must immediately bring them to the United States," squawk Democrats.
Republican Businesswoman Scherie Murray, Who Immigrated From Jamaica, Will Challenge Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez For Her Congressional Seat!
"She's a RACIST," Democrats decry.
But she's black.
"That's the worst kind."
Republican Rand Paul BLOCKS House Vote To Continue Funding The 9-11 Victims Compensation Fund!
Why?
"Because I never learned to choose my battles."
This Just In!
Which Questions Are Robert Mueller Refusing To Answer In His Congressional Testimony?
Only the ones that would incriminate him.
I.C.E. Detains A United States Citizen For Over THREE Weeks!
"I was trying to enter the U.S. from Mexico, had no identification, and can't speak English. I don't know why they didn't think I was a citizen."
SIX People Have Died In The United States Because Of This Summer's Heat Wave!
You know, in a country of about 329, 211, 912 people... that's actually pretty darn good.
A French Submarine Missing For 51 Years Has Been Found In The Mediterranean!
"We surrender!" yelled the appreciative French survivors.
Facebook Will Pay $5 BILLION In Privacy Abuse Settlement!
Who gets that $5 billion?
Because WE'RE sure not going to see any of it.
MMA Fighter & UFC Champion Conor McGregor Feels He Could Win A Rematch With Floyd Mayweather!
But "Money" Mayweather confirms his next Pay Per View bout will be with a kangaroo.
"Don't kid yourself," he insists. "Australians are tough opponents."
Iranian Women Can Face Up To TEN YEARS In Prison For Posting Pictures Of Themselves On Social Media Without Headscarves!
"Surely, there must be some way to use this story to accuse President Trump of being a racist," bemoan Democrats.
This Just In!
Which Questions Are Robert Mueller Refusing To Answer In His Congressional Testimony?
Only the ones that would incriminate him.
I.C.E. Detains A United States Citizen For Over THREE Weeks!
"I was trying to enter the U.S. from Mexico, had no identification, and can't speak English. I don't know why they didn't think I was a citizen."
SIX People Have Died In The United States Because Of This Summer's Heat Wave!
You know, in a country of about 329, 211, 912 people... that's actually pretty darn good.
A French Submarine Missing For 51 Years Has Been Found In The Mediterranean!
"We surrender!" yelled the appreciative French survivors.
Facebook Will Pay $5 BILLION In Privacy Abuse Settlement!
Who gets that $5 billion?
Because WE'RE sure not going to see any of it.
MMA Fighter & UFC Champion Conor McGregor Feels He Could Win A Rematch With Floyd Mayweather!
But "Money" Mayweather confirms his next Pay Per View bout will be with a kangaroo.
"Don't kid yourself," he insists. "Australians are tough opponents."
Iranian Women Can Face Up To TEN YEARS In Prison For Posting Pictures Of Themselves On Social Media Without Headscarves!
"Surely, there must be some way to use this story to accuse President Trump of being a racist," bemoan Democrats.
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