Sunday, August 25, 2019

The Week In Tweets: Special Deja Vu Edition!

Fake News Reports!
  
The Baltimore Home Of Maryland Congressman Elijah Cummings BURGLARIZED!
Maybe NOW he'll admit his district is a dump.
  
Meghan Markle Guest Edits British Vogue's September Issue!
"Editing a magazine is easier than I thought," the Duchess of Sussex marveled. "Apparently, the only thing you have to do as an editor is show up."
  
Anonymous Bidder Buys Tupac Shakur's Prison I.D. For Thirty THOUSAND Dollars!
"Now, every day, I can look at it and say: 'What the heck was I thinking?'"
  
A Traveler From Thailand Was Stranded In A Russian Airport When He Was Told There Wouldn't Be A Connecting Flight To China For FIVE Days!
How is THIS possible?
Because Russia and China aren't the United States.
  
President Trump: "In one voice our nation must condemn racism, bigotry, and white supremacy."
Beto O'Rourke: "Trump is "inciting racism and violence!"
Say, Beto... weren't you arrested for Armed Robbery?
"What does THAT have to do with anything?"
  
Ohio Lawmaker Candice Keller Blames Gay Marriage And Drag Queen Advocates For Dayton Mass Shooting!
Some people just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.

President Obama DEMANDS Gun Reform In Light Of Recent Mass Shootings!
Hey, Barry, you passed a health care bill nobody wanted. Why didn't YOU do something about gun control when YOU had a chance?
"I'm no Donald Trump," he admitted sheepishly.
  
Fans Worldwide Celebrate Whitney Houston's 56th Birthday!
Sadly, these people were never told she died in 2012.
  
I have a question for you:
If Trump stands in a forest and there's no one there to hear him...
Is he still bragging?
  
Fake News Explains!
What's A Domestic Terrorist?
Wear A MAGA hat in public and you'll find out soon enough.
  
  
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