Monday, August 19, 2019

The Week In Tweets: Special Alien Nation Edition!

Fake News Reports!
  
Answering A Reporter's Question, President Trump Offered This Positive Back-To-School Message To Students Worried About Mass Shooters: "Go and really study hard... (you) have nothing to fear... nothing to worry about."
"THEY'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" came the opposing viewpoint.
  
Joe Biden Says: "Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."
Why does The Left just naturally assume the poor are all people of color?
  
Happy Left Handers Day!
A day where left-handed people celebrate themselves because no one else really cares.
  
Richard Gere Brings Humanitarian Supplies To A Ship Filled With Migrants Stranded In The Mediterranean Sea!
And then he hoisted the ship onto his massive shoulders and carried it to shore.
  
Alanis Morisette Welcomes Her Third Child!
A boy named Winter Mercy, which, ironically enough, is the title of George RR Martin's Final Game of Thrones novel.
  
It's Been THREE Years Since Colin Kaepernick First Protested Systematic Oppression!
"I was just being an asshole," he admits.
  
A Kenyan Regional Assembly Was Forced To Shut Down After An Unidentified Lawmaker Cut A Fart So Smelly The Room Had To Be Cleared!
This is what women don't understand:
Guys will ALWAYS be guys.
   
A Disappointed John Hickenlooper Announces An End To His Presidential Run!
"My name's 'Hickenlooper,'" he lamented, sadly. "What chance did I have?'
  
Imprisoned Polygamist Leader Warren Jeffs' Mental Health Is Being Questioned By Authorities!
The guy has EIGHTY wives.
OF COURSE he's nuts.
  
The NFL Has Formally Announced Its Partnership With Jay-Z, Putting Him In Charge Of Entertainment & Social Justice Because...
"...we're not done alienating our audience."
  
  
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