The Week In Tweets: Special Appy-Polly-Loggy Edition!

Fake News Reports!

Billie Eilish Spotlights Climate Change In Her New Music Video "All Good Girls Go To Hell"!

So... climate change is a GOOD thing?

  

Democratic Presidential Hopeful Andrew Yang CROWD SURFS!

"Why didn't I think of that?" laments the skateboarding-is-so-2018 Beto O'Rourke.

  

Quarterback Drew Brees ATTACKED By Left For Suggesting Students Should Take Their Bibles To School!

Silly, Drew.

If they put Bibles in their backpacks, they won't have any room for their guns.

  

The Democrats Have Announced They Will REINVESTIGATE The Mueller Investigation Because...

"We're not done yet wasting your money," Chairman Nadler assures the American taxpayer.

  

Jenny Slate!

ENGAGED!

To Ben Shattuck!

I have no idea who either of these two people are.

  

DJ Khaled And His Wife Are Expecting Their SECOND Child!

"And ANOTHER One!" this tweeter punchlined unoriginally.

  

Extinction Rebellion Dyed Zürich's Main River A Luminous Green To Call Attention To The Little-Known And Spoken About Global Warming!

"Sorry 'bout dem dead fishies, bro'," the Climate Change activists appy-polly-loggied.
  
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi Has Upgraded The Democrats' Trump Impeachment Probe To A Trump Impeachment INQUIRY!
Why are you looking HERE?
The joke's in Congress.
  
According To NBC News, A Majority Of House Members Support The Impeachment Of President Trump!
So you'll all vote "Yes" when it comes to a vote?
Hey!
Where did everybody go?
  
Fox News' Chris Wallace SLAMS "Deeply Misleading" Defenders Of President Trump!
"They're not smart, like me," he sniffed.

  

  

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