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Where Did The Coronavirus Come From?
Scientists speculate that the dreaded Coronavirus Traveled BACK in time from the future and created ITSELF!
Where Did The Coronavirus Come From?
Scientists have reason to believe that the dreaded Coronavirus was sent from the future to terminate a waitress named Sarah Connor.
Who Killed Jimmy Hoffa?
"Maybe it was the Coronavirus," one analyst theorizes to a gaggle of scientists, all rubbing their chins and nodding in agreement.
DATELINE: Dallas 1963!
Scientists have found photographic evidence that the time-traveling Coronavirus was a second shooter located on the grassy knoll in President Kennedy's assassination.
DATELINE: 1937!
Scientists have not yet confirmed that the time-traveling Coronavirus was responsible for the disappearance of female pilot Amelia Earhart over the Pacific Ocean.
DATELINE: 2019!
Coronavirus admits to being the Whistleblower in President Trump's Ukrainian Phone Call Impeachment Trial.
DATELINE: 2020!
Coronavirus buys up all the face masks, hand sanitizer, and toilet paper, creating a WORLDWIDE SHORTAGE.
Gee... thanks Coronavirus.
This Just In!
Coronavirus ATTACKS The Aggressively Progressive California Governor, Gavin Newsom, And Forces Him To PRAISE President Trump!
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into The Hulk.
When The Hulk gets mad, HE turns into the coronavirus.
Can The Coronavirus Travel Into The Future?
Let's take a look.
"PRESIDENT CORONAVIRUS!"
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